I heard on the radio that the Catholic Church, the "Church Universal," the Church established by Saint Peter, the Chosen of Christ, has said that all the outrage over the priest sex scandal is merely "anti-Catholicism."
Okay, I'll agree, for the sake of argument. I'll agree with them that being anti-child-rape is also being anti-catholocism, if that's what they want.
Since being anti-child-rape is anti-catholicism, then it logically follows that being pro-catholic is to be pro-child-rape. And since I'm anti-child-rape, then, by their "logic" I'm also anti-catholic.
Sorry guys, but I'm anti-child-rape.